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"If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn’t that bad."
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I LOVE THIS QUOTE TO BITS >_<
POOR EGG, WHAT A TOTAL LOSER FAG